Get it? Bakery... Bake Array... ahh.

Bake Array is a personal project of mine... somewhat of a dream or flight of fantasy.

Bake Array exists as an unusual fusion of multiple business ideas. Bake Array Creâtisserie would embody both the relaxed and casual character of a small bakery and also function as a design business.

...bribing people for work is definitely illegal... but...
...using baked goods instead could work just as well.